lena-bean:

I think one of my favorite parts of kingdom hearts 2 is when the guy who accidentally created a race of billions of soul-stealing demons said “nah a beach is too hard to program, just steal pocket change from Jesse McCartney and we’ll call it a day.”

ayyvpd:

me .01 seconds after emphatically saying yes to plans

(Source: toasthag)

thebootydiaries:

New Yorker 1, on his deathbed: b..bada bing…

New Yorker 2, crying: bada boom.. bada.. boom..

(Source: hyenuh)